What We Collect
We collect some pretty standard stuff, like your name, email address, and phone number. Don’t worry, we won’t use this information to prank call you or send you spam emails promising to make you rich quick. We also collect some technical information about your device, like your IP address and web browser. We promise not to judge you for using Internet Explorer, even though we all know Chrome is better.
How We Use Your Information
We use your information to provide you with the best possible experience when you interact with our website. We also use it to improve our services, but don’t worry, we’re not trying to become a Silicon Valley startup or anything. We promise to use your information only for good, not evil.
No, we’re not talking about chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. We’re talking about the small files that your browser saves to your computer when you visit our website. These little guys help us personalize your experience and understand how you’re using our site. And don’t worry, they won’t cause cavities.
We take security seriously, but we’re not going to pretend that we’re a top-secret government agency or anything. We do our best to protect your information, but if someone really wants to know your favorite color or your shoe size, we can’t stop them. We promise to keep your information as safe as possible, but if someone does manage to get a hold of it, we’ll offer our condolences and maybe send them some of our famous firehouse chili to distract them.
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Changes to This Policy
We reserve the right to change this policy whenever we want. We’re not saying we’re going to, but we like to keep our options open. If we do make any changes, we’ll let you know, but we’re not going to send you a singing telegram or anything like that. We’ll just post it on our website like normal people.