Privacy Policy

Please note that this humorous privacy policy should not be taken seriously and is not an accurate representation of the Wilton Fire Department’s actual privacy policy.

The Wilton Fire Department’s Hilariously Informative Privacy Policy

Welcome to the Wilton Fire Department’s privacy policy, where we promise to protect your personal information like we protect the town from fires. But don’t worry, we won’t spray your personal data with water or anything like that.

What We Collect

We collect some pretty standard stuff, like your name, email address, and phone number. Don’t worry, we won’t use this information to prank call you or send you spam emails promising to make you rich quick. We also collect some technical information about your device, like your IP address and web browser. We promise not to judge you for using Internet Explorer, even though we all know Chrome is better.

How We Use Your Information

We use your information to provide you with the best possible experience when you interact with our website. We also use it to improve our services, but don’t worry, we’re not trying to become a Silicon Valley startup or anything. We promise to use your information only for good, not evil.

Cookies

No, we’re not talking about chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin. We’re talking about the small files that your browser saves to your computer when you visit our website. These little guys help us personalize your experience and understand how you’re using our site. And don’t worry, they won’t cause cavities.

Security

We take security seriously, but we’re not going to pretend that we’re a top-secret government agency or anything. We do our best to protect your information, but if someone really wants to know your favorite color or your shoe size, we can’t stop them. We promise to keep your information as safe as possible, but if someone does manage to get a hold of it, we’ll offer our condolences and maybe send them some of our famous firehouse chili to distract them.

Links to Other Websites

We know that sometimes you want to explore other websites, but we promise not to get jealous. Just know that if you click on a link to another site from our website, their privacy policy might be different from ours. We can’t control what other people do, but we can promise that we won’t be mad if you come back to us.

Changes to This Policy

We reserve the right to change this policy whenever we want. We’re not saying we’re going to, but we like to keep our options open. If we do make any changes, we’ll let you know, but we’re not going to send you a singing telegram or anything like that. We’ll just post it on our website like normal people.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about our privacy policy or just want to say hi, we’d love to hear from you. You can reach us by phone, email, or carrier pigeon. Just kidding, we don’t have carrier pigeons, but we do have a fax machine. We promise to respond as soon as we can, but if we don’t get back to you right away, don’t worry. We’re probably just out saving the town from a fire or something.

Thank you for taking the time to read our privacy policy. We hope it made you smile, but if it didn’t, we promise to try harder next time.

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